Welcome to the Contemporary Museum of Fart

Is a fart art? Art thou art? If the artist of a piece can spend 45 minutes explaining the unexplainable and still be the only person to semi-understand what he was going for, has he still produced a piece of art? These questions will be answered, and many others will be raised with the brand new, panhandling-funded, underground, free to the public, ostentatious, austere, biblical Contemporary Museum of Fart.